Wayne Rooney, AKA Diving Shrek, Claims He's Not a Diver - Times Online
Monsieur Rooney, regardless of whether or not you're a diver, you are an idiot:
From the Times Online:
"Rather than rely on television evidence, Rooney feels the referee is the best person to deal with such issues, even if there are instances when he might get it wrong.
'It is difficult to prove,' he said. 'You see some that should not have been penalties but get given and others that are clear and do not. The decisions are down to the referee. It is a difficult job but they do the best they can.'"
Here's the actual conversation:Interviewer: So what are you're feelings on diving and instant replay?
Rooney (nervously fidgeting with simian-shaped ears): Errrmmm, since I'm from United, Fergie is real strict about what we say about this in the media, since, uhhhh, you know (leaning in and whispering) *we're a bunch of huge diving pansies*.
Interviewer (cleaning spit out of ear): I won't tell. Do you think there should be instant replay?
Rooney (whistling at female intern who has just delivered coffee): Well, it's really hard to tell who's diving. So we should stick with the referees even though they're worse at telling who's diving and who isn't. They're trying their best. I mean, they only make game altering mistakes *some* of the time.
Interviewer: You're an idiot.
Rooney punches interviewer in the face.
PS: You're also a F***ing liar.
